Texas Nightmare

During the climax of a wet dream you awake while cumming. You wake up shooting hence texas nightmare

Joey is dreaming about hitting the ass and awakes during the climax of the dream "fuck i soiled my sheets, goddamn texas nightmare"

by Cheif Ace Rick May 13, 2012

texas beltbuckle

when your nutsac is hanging out of the top of your pants.

hey, check out my texas beltbuckle!

by dizdood March 22, 2004

Texas handoff

Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door

Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now

by Lokig November 5, 2018

the texas tuck

When you get a boner and hide it by tucking it into your waste band.

Yo man I got a hard on in class and had to do the Texas Tuck

by TheTexasTuck July 14, 2017

Texas Twizzler

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler

Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.

by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010

Agent Texas

Agent Texas is a bad ass motherfucker.

Agent Texas was so bad ass someone died when they saw her.

by SentryShotV8 October 25, 2015

Texas Winter

What citizens of lesser states (and those located farther North) know as a cold front.

**Weatherman on TV** .......and the forecast for the week of December 15-22 is mostly high 80's and low 90's and then we're seeing a lot of atmospheric movement coming in from the North, so dig out your parkas and snowmobiles because we're expecting the weather to be hitting low 50's by the end of the week. You don't want to be left out in the cold in a harsh Texas winter like this. Now for some more breaking news....................

by Linuibar November 21, 2009