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Tard car

Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!
by DavidDickinson June 1, 2010
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car commercial

Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.
"What is the meaning of life?"

*shows man playing frisbee with a dog

"Why are we here?"

*shows old couple laughing

"Are we alone in the universe?"

*shows children playing soccer or whatever

"Where did we come from?"

*shows meteor shower

"Where will we go?"

*shows astronauts spinning around

"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
by Jermother April 13, 2014
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Cars 2

The best movie you’ll ever watch. Cars 2 is a true cinematic masterpiece for the ages, it’s greatness is misunderstood by the foolish public. Cars 2 is a truly great movie, and one of the best cinematic masterpieces of all time.
John: Man I wanna watch Cars 2 on Disney+!

Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl

John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!

Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it

John: everyone hates you too but here you are

*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
by Cars2Enjoyer July 18, 2022
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Doctor Car

A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.
Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"

Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 13, 2018
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Car Droppings

In the winter; a mixture of snow, sand, salt, and dirt that builds up underneath cars primarily around the wheel well and drops off in chunks in parking lots and along roadways when the weather warms.
Man, look at all those car droppings!
by TerryF February 16, 2010
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Burner Car

Burner Car, is a car that has been stolen and is being used for a robbery, joy ride etc. which is later disposed of, usually by setting it on fire.
Very common in Merseyside, UK and London, can also be heard in many recent drill songs across the UK (Grime).
"Aye Laa we dashed the scene in a burner car" - We escaped in a car that we will dispose of later
by BigManK00 November 6, 2019
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FluffFox Car

When someone named FluffFox says she isn’t a car and you want to prove her otherwise
Rogue: FLUFFFOX CAR FLUFFFOX CAR
by It’s Chicken February 6, 2021
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