American Idol

A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.

I don't watch American Idol because I appreciate real music.

by R2E February 29, 2008

American Couch Backer

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.

Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.

by T-Brad June 14, 2014

Catholic University of America

A drinking school with a Catholic problem in NE Washington, DC.

I was gonna go to mass, but I had to go to K's Saturday night.

by A Reganite December 7, 2004

america online

America Online is a Program that allows you to go online, BUT, their high ass prices and slow ass internet access suck!

AOL made my computer crash!!!

by Rockerone April 17, 2004

America's Beard

Mexico. That is all.

Mexico is America's beard.

by Aif January 27, 2008

Team America: World Police

An incredibly hilarious, and SATIRICAL film created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. It parodies modern America's overzealous actions in foreign countries, and their governments incredibly imperialist, and destructive nature. If you haven't seen this movie you are an asshole, and you must see this movie right now! Stop reading and watch this movie! America, FUCK YEAH!

Team America:World Police is a fucking awesome movie, but if you don't appreciate for its satirical value, than you're a prick. This movie isn't just about swearing, sex, and pointless violence, it's about swearing, sex, and pointless violence with a message! Remember, Freedom isn't Free. It costs a buck 'o' five!

by [e-mail] July 14, 2005

American accent

American accents includes a huge variety that differs from state to state, even from borough to borough in nyc. It is not superior or inferior to any other English accents, and is just as beautiful as any other accents. Not all Americans sounds like hicks, and there's nothing wrong with sounding like a hick either.

American accent is colorful. Celebrate diversity!

by Ethanofnyc January 7, 2007