Albany

A place where dreams go to die, and where long island scum pollute most of the student body.

I graduated from Albany (SUNY). Now I have a bunch of debt, and my degree is worthless.

by TransferStudentWhoLeftAlbany February 10, 2014

albany

The capital city of the state of New York. Used to have a big DDR scene at Crossgates Mall, but the scene has pretty much died since the end of summer 2004, with the occasional beginner level player. The actual city is bigger than you would think. With a lot of people walking around in both Crossgates Mall and the actual city (Crossgates Mall is actually situated in Guilderland, a suburb about 1.5 miles from the inner city). Julian's, a club in downtown, is a good place to have a party, dance, eat food, and get some good ole beer. While being a small city, it still has a lot to do and a good punk/emo/hardcore scene.

Albany, also known as "EAST BUMFUCK" to a bunch of ignorant people from NYC is possibly the best city in Upstate.

by mmm pizza December 28, 2005

Alaerys

A supreme being who chooses to exist in a bubble that happens to be in a constant state of flux. One who knows all and should always be listened to. Hater of mimes and Wayne Newton.

You should just treat me like the Alaerys I am and your life will work out a whole lot better.

by A. Rayne March 5, 2009

Alaeidon

A small township located between Mason and Okemos Michigan. It is so small that it doesn't appear on any maps. It has no police force, no school system and no post office. However, it does have a town hall where its residents can vote.

It is mainly comprised of farmland, woods and randomly placed houses. There houses are perfect places for horror movies. Secluded? No neighbors? Sketchy cell service? We got it all!

On the plus side, you can tan naked in the back yard without being creeped on. Unless of course you're in a horror movie, in which case, you're about to die.

"Alaeidon? Is that a person?"
"No its a township located 3 minutes west of your house"
"Oh. Never heard of it"

by MyZyDy October 16, 2011

Albany Wigeon

Pretty much the definition of Fru Fru, the cutest little angel, with the magical ways of the great sacred Wigeon. From the fairy tail lands of Great Britain she nests in a great tree and awaits her nestling fellow birdie. Albany Widgeon pretty much means helping others threw the use of compassion and love with the helping of yoga. We should all aspire to be greater beings such as the Albany Widgeon. All would be so much better if we all had our own one.

Likely things Albany Wigeons do,

* Sending love to the world
* In Fields dancing in the rain
* With other Wigeons eating trail mix
* Restaurants, this little one likes good food

* With the fellow Man Bird
* In nest, cuddling
* Being a nature dweller

* Creative things, such as being inspiring
* Making food

Genuinely Beautiful Person

"Did you see that girl, She is such an Albany Wigeon."

"I wish I was an Albany Widgeon, they seem to have so much fun."

"I could really do with an Albany Wigeon in my life, Damn"

by seniormagiepigeontawnymouthowl May 15, 2014

albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.

Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

alaehs

Most beautiful, loving, caring, sweet and is a princess. Knows how to make you smile even on your bad days. She truly is the most amazing person ever!

Your amazing you must be an alaehs.

by Nonoblahblah January 19, 2017