Alabama Seizure

When your sister (or brother I don't judge) starts having a seizure and you get turned on so you rape her while your uncle sneaks up behind you and fucks you in the ass. This causes you to have a seizure leaving your uncle raping both you and your sister at the same time.

last night John had an alabama seizure with his brother and uncle.

by Mr. Nachumchum December 19, 2018

An Alabama Gentleman

When two guys are in desperate need of dumping and there is only one toilet to use. One fellow sits on his other fellows lap and dumps in the open gap between his legs. Depending on the guys penis size, his shaft may become covered in shit. A good friend, no homo.

Hey man all of the bathrooms are taken and I've got to drop a mean one. Would you be An Alabama Gentleman and let me take one with you. Sure, come on in.

by GPayte May 9, 2011

Alabama Cologne

The odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time.

My redneck friend spent a week camping without any running water and came back wearing Alabama cologne

by JJMUWF August 16, 2008

Alabama BunkBed

It's a normal single bed, only your uncle still sleeps on top.

Betty didn't sleep well in her uncle's Alabama bunkbed because he kept rolling around on her.

by Not Inbred December 9, 2008

Anniston, Alabama

An amazing town full of drugs, underage drinking, gangs, murders, rapes, and robberies in northern Alabama. Home to the great Jebus.

Dude, my baby momma got robbed in Anniston, Alabama the other day.

by JebusIsBack December 4, 2010

Alabama Hayride

When you braid your facial hair into a dildo and proceed to use it during sexual intercourse.

Suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in ZZ Top, I heard one night he offered to give her an Alabama hayride.

by H8breeder May 16, 2010

Alabama Plungering

An act where you anal fuck somebody with a recently used plunger.

I came home one day and my dog was Alabama Plungering my farrot.

by mials January 19, 2011