Chronic Day Advancement

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.

I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.

by assassin1680 March 15, 2009

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019

Grand Theft Auto Advance

An underrated video game made by Rockstar Games in 2004 for the Game Boy Advance. It released on the same day as GTA: San Andreas. It's a 2D styled game, set in the same universe as GTA III.

The story follows Mike, a criminal seeking to leave Liberty City with his friend, Vinnie, and start a new life. However, Vinnie is killed in an explosion, leaving Mike to search for his killer, while still doing jobs under various bosses to raise enough money to leave Liberty City.

Grand Theft Auto Advance may not be able to hold a candle to the GTA games of the same era, but it's still a good game, especially for the Game Boy Advance.

by Some guy on UD July 19, 2020

The New Mexican Advantage

When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.

He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.

by ygbyhb January 28, 2021

Advatar

A social media avatar that contains a third party brand for the purpose of advertising.

I just got paid $100 to add "Powered by Red Bull" to my avatar so now it's an advatar.

by tigurrkitty August 2, 2016

adani (coal mine)

A coal mine that fucks up the Great Barrier Reef

Stop Adani (coal mine)

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Advenanovism

A fetish for the strong desire to have sex with new people and strangers. From the latin words "advena" - meaning stranger, and "novis" - meaning new.

My neighbor is in to advenanovism, so I always see new people at his house.

by Batz WG July 24, 2020