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Accidental Douche

The act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman's vaginal canal while she relaxes in the tub.
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Oh rats! I totally did not intend to wash my vagina. Another accidental douche for the books!

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"Hunny, you're leaking"
"Oh don't worry. That's just the result of another accidental douche."
by RenGen July 7, 2016
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aachi

It defines a person that is just too perfect in any work they do. An over achiever with a strong sense of leadership. It is said that an aachi person is filled with fragrance and can be identified by their scent from far away.
Don't fuck with an Aachi person!
S/he is such an intelligent and humourous person, must be a true Aachi.
Not everyone can become an Aachi but once they do, they can never stop being one!
by slipperyfloor July 5, 2018
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Tricycle Accident

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse from behind a woman with pigtails next to a wall. The man grabs hold of the woman's pigtails in each hand like handlebars, and at random times during coitus smashes her head against the wall.
Damn! Lisa looks hella beat up!" "Yeah. Me and her got in a tricycle accident last night." "HIGH FIVE!
by dkrawrz March 15, 2011
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accidial

to accidentally call someone, or the wrong person, on the telephone.
"Sarah must have accidialed Erica, because Erica does not even like her. If that was not an accidial, then she better loose Erica's number if she knows whats good for her!"

"I was trying to call Kelly A. but I accidialed and called Kelly B."
by lesserleigh January 6, 2009
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achi

vorey gadha, achi kha!
by tun tun May 3, 2008
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traffic accident

this word does not exist because any vehicle collision is not accidental. Vehicle collisions are caused by people who do not pay attention to what the hell they are doing while they are operating a vehicle.
Most incidents happen because of poor judgement. Remember to STOP (meaning to fully come to a halt) at STOP signs and Red lights. If turning right on red, stop, look, then proceed if you are clear to do so.
If you are eating whilst driving, do not bend down to look for a fallen object....please, please, please Pull the fuck over first. I don't need your ass plowing into my rear end and having me jump through hoops for insurance matters.
Don't tailgate ( 3 second following distance)
Roads are not race tracks; weaving in and out of traffic only increase your chances of causing a collision
And don't drink or do drugs before driving....most of you fucking crackheads don't even have insurance
There is no such thing as a traffic accident; there are only stupid people who make stupid judgement calls which turn into collisions, which, in turn pisses off other motorists behind them because they can't get to where the fuck they are going on time.
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accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016
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