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absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest

a phrase on one of the shirts of an urbandictionary ad.

not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion
the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills
by T-Bizzcuit April 4, 2010
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absolute mongoloid

A modern slang term for an idiot. Comes from a very rare term for people with disabilities from the 16th century, particularly downs syndrome, which in turn came from a 15th century term for Eskimos and people of near eastern decent. No longer has any racial or disability connotations, but is still derogatory.
"Memes are modern day political cartoons, you absolute mongoloid."
by Xython May 13, 2019
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May 4th. 5th month, 4th day. is the day only for ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Nothing else can be celebrated on this day or you automatically get the worst punishment ever by our CREATOR, AND any day around it. better make it the week just to be safe. i don't want no trouble.
THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL is finally here AMEN!!!!!!
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Absolute Bitch

by Kevin_ September 4, 2019
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You Absolute Heap!

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"
by Chunderboy October 29, 2010
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Absolute Unit

Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
by yeetus that feetus March 30, 2019
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