Soviet Abortion

A cumshot in the mouth followed by a shot of vodka

My friend had a Soviet Abortion last night

by Doughyahh December 10, 2019

Spooky Abortion

'Spooky Abortion' is when you plan on having an abortion on your baby (for your own personal reasons...) but your plans go wrong either it's the pills or medication but the baby comes out on surprise without you expecting it.

Tim... The baby came out.... it was a Spooky Abortion!

by ultrarat October 31, 2017

social abortion

The act of cancelling all social media accounts.

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!

by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020

alaskan abortion

A sex act where a girl is fisted so hard that the person preforming the act is elbow deep into the girls vagina

Four play for so intense to the point that he gave me an Alaskan abortion.

by The_big_boy226 June 26, 2017

abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

by gyo December 9, 2012

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

Horse Abortion

A big gross mess that no one wants or should have to deal with.

This product launch was a total horse abortion

by B R December 3, 2019