Failed abortion

zenitsusbigjuicyass79

Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion

by Redsis The Weirdo June 6, 2021

Spooky Abortion

'Spooky Abortion' is when you plan on having an abortion on your baby (for your own personal reasons...) but your plans go wrong either it's the pills or medication but the baby comes out on surprise without you expecting it.

Tim... The baby came out.... it was a Spooky Abortion!

by ultrarat October 31, 2017

Soviet Abortion

A cumshot in the mouth followed by a shot of vodka

My friend had a Soviet Abortion last night

by Doughyahh December 10, 2019

abortion on toast

An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe

"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?

Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...

by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

Aborted the launch

When you try to force out a fart, but don't because you might shart yourself if you fart.

Frank aborted the launch to avoid sharting.

by bilcifer September 22, 2009

Horse Abortion

A big gross mess that no one wants or should have to deal with.

This product launch was a total horse abortion

by B R December 3, 2019