Take My Aids!

This is what you scream at the women who is giving you a blowjob and you are about to bust a nut in her mouth.

Jane: *penis sucking noises*

Paul: Take My Aids!

by The Dad You Never Had! May 7, 2016

puddle of aids

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.

Go drown in a puddle of aids.

by gfiafp August 1, 2017

Turbo mong aids

Turbo mong aids, when you are a super fucking spaz full of mong illness and aids you fucking creature !!!

He’s is sooo fucked up , that cunts got turbo mong aids

by It’s me mongyvaids cunt July 26, 2020

aidsmas

when you get aids for christmas.

person1:what you get for christmas? aids?
person2:yeh i had a very merry aidsmas

by gingerbaz December 10, 2008

AIDS fairy

A person at a Rave that injects you with the virus commonly know as AIDS. you are affected immediately and may die without seeking medical help.

Man with syringe injecting young children at raves is the AIDS Fairy

by mike hancho22 October 30, 2013

Reverse AIDS rodeo

The Reverse AIDS rodeo is where on initiating the game of normal "AIDS rodeo" where you expect your partner to try and get away as quick as possible, the partner instead says something like
"Really? So do I"
reversing the game, making you now the person who needs to get away quickly.

I tried to AIDS rodeo this girl and then she told me she had AIDS as well, i shit myself man! I can't believe i got done by the Reverse AIDS rodeo

by B-team March 3, 2009

Magic AIDS

Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.

Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?

Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.

by LBC rat January 23, 2010