Apple

So basically it's a round fruit and your a really dumb person who doesn't know what the hell it is

I want an apple

by Biiiish March 1, 2018

Apple

I’m pretty sure you learned this in Pre-K.

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS THEN YOU SHOULDN’T BE MAKING WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY

by NerdGirl0512 May 21, 2021

apples

alchohol, anything that gets you retarted

so can i get some apples?; those apples got me fucked up

by Jonny Harrington January 3, 2008

apple

(n) a solid fruit, usually containing seeds and a stem, surrounded by a skin.
(v) to throw such a fruit into someone's face, causing them pain/humiliation.

1. I love apples.
2. Geez why'd you apple me??

by randolf+slayer April 10, 2009

apple

to throw your top on stage at a concert/gig, and then the singer pick up the top or make some kind of signal that he has enjoyed this gesture; this is to 'pull an apple'

Harry: Woah! I'm gonna throw my shirt at ricky wilson!
Harry: *removes top and thrusts at stage*
Jase: Dude! you pulled an apple
Harry: Yeah! apple created that
Jase: Go apple!
*Harry and Jase dance*

by harryyy December 28, 2005

Apple

An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.

1- Man, Apple products suck! Why do people keep buying them!

2- Bitch, please. It's Apple.

by Name removed by the NSA December 14, 2013

apple

a clean way to call someone an asshole

omg your such an apple.

"i can't believe i dated him he is such an apple.

by ki'yo* May 19, 2009