Alonization

When the realization finally hits that you are completely utterly one hundred percent alone in life.

1)Only when faced with such a life altering basically life or death situation and left to make it on your own and end up by yourself homeless single with no friends family pets or literally anyone.

What made me come to my alonization was when my boyfriend left me and my parents went to a family reunion taking my kids but not inviting me and making it obvious that i was not welcome in the same day. I search thru yo
My phone to try to find someone to talk to bc im upset and literally no one answers or cares. When i wake up the next day and not a single text or call back from those who even read my texts.

by Mind of Insanity and chaos July 22, 2022

Admitting Dying Alone

When a person publicly belching (or fart) and says nothing. That person has decided they are going to die alone. They never apologize for the simplest of common manners.

Belching and saying nothing. It is an accepted tacitly that you are admitting dying alone.

by Moustache Squeege August 1, 2022

alone

you

your alone

by yesnt_ August 2, 2022

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

All alone with no paddle

When your basically fucked
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.

Person 1: Yo b where you at? Shit started an hour ago.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.

by Nollie August 22, 2022

Alon Berger

Alon baloon choked on soap laid an egg and didnt manage to find thee

Alon berger did it again...

For christs sake!

by Hamor Gadol May 10, 2022

alonefulness

When you can't have regular friend, because everyone are so dumb, that only gf or bf can be your friend.

So you have a gf.

Yup, she chick. I talk only to her.

You're in alonefulness. You ain't got a beer since you started to fuck her.

by Boyfuck September 27, 2022