a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
by alleycatmom August 22, 2017
by Mondussy December 11, 2022
A song by American Singer/Songwriter Conan Gray, Featured on his latest dazzling and beautifully 80's inspired Album Found Heaven.
Also somebody who was clearly blind asf cause who tf would leave THE Conan Lee Gray???
Also somebody who was clearly blind asf cause who tf would leave THE Conan Lee Gray???
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE AGAIN
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE AGAIN
OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO,
ALLEY ROSE?
OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE AGAIN
OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO,
ALLEY ROSE?
OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
by MajorSirius&nicokinnie February 01, 2025
The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.
“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”
“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”
“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”
“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”
“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”
by Dee-Dee Biafra January 02, 2019
So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
by Mr. Dankguine November 27, 2018
Any out of the way location outside a house, preferably down the side of the house or worst case behind a shed or garage. A deluxe Shotgun Alley will have a small knife or screwdriver attached to the fence via an old piece of string. The purpose of Shotgun Alley is to gather a small team of elite drinkers from the house party for a 'Shotgun Alley run.'
As the night progresses usually (and foolishly) someone will suggest swapping from the standard can shotgunning to take standing in a circle taking turns swigging from a bourban bottle (see also "Ring of fire", "Highway to the Danger Zone", or "Ubers Inbound"
As the night progresses usually (and foolishly) someone will suggest swapping from the standard can shotgunning to take standing in a circle taking turns swigging from a bourban bottle (see also "Ring of fire", "Highway to the Danger Zone", or "Ubers Inbound"
by Hilldog3000 June 22, 2023
An exceeding simple definition that occurs when one has a stupid friend named Maya who may also be ugly, but only in the ways that matter.
Eli: “ALLEY OOP!”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”
by Megachulo brosefski December 19, 2021