Wet Cat

A person, usually fictional, who is lame or pathetic in an endearing way. Think of a cat that's been left out in the rain.

A wet cat of a man

by octopusjardin July 09, 2023

Wet oven

Wet oven is a way of warming up to get out of bed on a cold morning by going under your blankets and having a wank. Similar to a Dutch oven but not quite. (Make sure there is no gaps for the warm air to escape)

Feeling a bit chilly this morning, I think it's time for a wet oven

by lilswanybird July 06, 2019

wet 22

when you sit in jizz by accident or on purpose.

"i just pulled a wet 22"

by methaddict99 December 03, 2009

wet read

When something you are reading gets you sexually aroused.

There’s nothing like a good wet read right before falling into bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 20, 2020

wet basement

having anal sex with a women in the bathtub while she is face down and submerged underwater (her ass must remain submerged aswell)

ana: hey, why do you look so nervous?

lee: i gave some broad the wet basement yesterday, i accidentally killed her though

by mazerrackham May 26, 2012

Wet Pouch

A moist vagina.

Natalie's wet pouch was touched by Lisa's wet pouch when they scissored together.

by Rosie "Rosebud" Rosenthal February 13, 2011

wet cigarette

A cigarette dipped in PCP, a potent hood vitamin.

Talkin' shit cause I'm down for my set
I'm a vet, smokin' on a wet cigarette
-Ice Cube, Ghetto Vet

by Broletariat July 20, 2012