Trojan Status

/ˈtrōjən stātəs/
noun.

1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).

Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"

by BigTeaney February 6, 2014

Fuck A Trojan

A school full of pussies and hicks who think having money is a personality trait. Also their mascot is a Trojan because they always burst

under pressure.

O... you go to Petaluma High... Fuck A Trojan

by Uffrggugghu February 29, 2020

Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops

"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"

by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022

Trojan Footjob

When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.

A new frat just moved in down the street. I'm gonna introduce myself with a Trojan footjob.

by CulturedCousCous December 27, 2022

Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!

Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025

Trojan Trans

when a male act like a transsexual to get access to a womens only area.

Guy 1: how did you get into that womens only area?
Guy 2: i told them that i was a female and that they are transfobic if they dont let me in
Guy1: damn, you did the Trojan Trans

by trordujøøh February 14, 2023