jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 05, 2023

Preston Trego

A YC from pennsylvania who will run into ur house and steal your girls and belongings

"Who stole your girl?" "Preston Trego"

by newgreaetr February 25, 2025

A Preston

Common term used by cyclists to describe a bone idle cheat, who drives to the start of a strava segment to gain an unfair advantage. Heavily frowned upon.

Did you see Mark?? He did a Preston to get a quicker time on Mont Ventoux. Poor show!!

by velominati cyclist April 16, 2018

power preston

scared of milk

your weak like power preston

by hahayes February 09, 2022

National Preston Simons Day

Everyday is national preston simons day.

I love National Preston simons day.

by Ramone324 July 26, 2019

roland preston

The best basketball 🏀 player that ever lived🏀 and fucked tarrence mom and shyves mom and Derek mom and Shaun mom and Corey mom and Solomon mom and Marvin mom and aleckza mom and Bryant mom and John mom and Chris mom and that housekeeper that grabbed my butt😂😂😂

#roland preston

by Roland Preston March 14, 2018

Prestoning

Prestoning is the act of quitting many things.

Guy 1: Did you hear? x just quit four series!
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.

by Shinyeevee April 30, 2016