Wet Mop

when a male ejaculates into the hair of his partner as a means of punishment or humiliation

"Laugh at my penis size again, and I'll give you a wet mop!"

by Yatzee! September 28, 2008

cum-mop

A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.

When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

Dry Mop

When you go to the beach and get your nuts all sandy and then go home and rub your sandy ass nuts all over your girls face.

"I'll be right back, I'm goin to the beach then you about to get a dry mop, DAMN!"

by Nick McJesusman and Tom McCrackaracka April 5, 2005

MOP UP

The act of having sex with a female in doing so you have cleaned up her mess of a life

Did you {mop up? guy: yes i moped up the mess that was stephanie 4 times it was a god awful mess

by Swagglenuts June 16, 2016

Dolly mop

A person, usually a female, that is willing to perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs or alcohol.

That girl is just a dolly mop, if you get her high, she'll get you off.

by SugarDaddy1974 August 29, 2015

Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

Stinky Mop

When one has long and sweaty pubic hair. This results in the hair being stinky and mop-like. Usualy discovered during oral sex.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.

"Man, Kate is so hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard she has a stinky mop."

by Psyco Darwin January 1, 2015