Opened the ham

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.

Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?

by Beardross January 17, 2008

Ham Cubes

Nipples, just nipples.

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.

by Lizeah March 30, 2011

Deformed Ham

Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.

Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.

Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!

Joel: What a deformed ham!

Fenno: I'd still hit that.

by Allinghammer September 27, 2014

ham noid

The part of a male body which is being pleasured, ranging from a penis, to a big toe. Ham noid can be a vague term, therefore must be only used with gay men.

Dean's ham noid was worked so intricately that it nearly exploded with pleasure.

by Schlumdoy November 10, 2009

boney ham

1. A word usually used to replace the word lesbian. It also can be referred to the usage of the bath with other lesbians

2. Boney Ham could also be used to refer to Ham that has a lot of bone on it. Or bone that has a lot of ham on it

I saw this boney ham couple and it was very different

by RustedPeanut December 11, 2018

Ham-dogged

Completely hammered drunk.

I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.

by PureCharger February 22, 2008

Eat that ham

Suck my dick

Tell her she can eat that ham; BITCH eat that ham for the fam!

by Luv Rojo August 26, 2013