Fireman Sim

A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.

"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"

by Albayan Simchez Uwu February 24, 2021

Simming

The intention of doing or partaking in something whilst remaining empty headed or thoughtless.

Jace: "Hey, why is she just standing in the kitchen doing nothing? I thought she wanted to grab snacks."
Samantha: "Oh, she's got ADHD. She's just simming right now."

by JustAnotherInternetUser April 10, 2023

Simming

When you are on your feet seemingly busy but are actually doing nothing productive at all.

A.E. Getting up and going to the kitchen without touching anything, then going back to where you came from.

“Oh look, Paige is simming again”

by goosiegoo089 April 10, 2023

Simmed

Reinacting your 13 year old murdeous acts on a family of 5 then doing it to real people in your 20s

He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed

by Radwashereinel1996 October 26, 2018

simmed

the past tense of being simswapped

talk shit get simmed

by rekxtz May 05, 2023

The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.

Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019

The sims

The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you

I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018