by Ramone324 July 25, 2019
Get the National Preston Simons Daymug. 
You love him so much. His eyes, his hair, everything about him is perfect... Besides his hatrid of you... He only hates you because you like him... Most people say his annoying, and his jokes are bad, but you think he’s just plain old cute. You wish he’d feel the same way but you know he never will...
Girl 1: What’s wrong?
Girl 2: Preston just talked behind my back again...
Girl 1: GIRL GET OVER HIM!!!
Girl 2: It’s too hard to, he’s too cute to not like...
Girl 2: Preston just talked behind my back again...
Girl 1: GIRL GET OVER HIM!!!
Girl 2: It’s too hard to, he’s too cute to not like...
by MendesArmy4Ever February 10, 2019
Get the Prestonmug. No
by the chicken man March 24, 2021
Get the preston breedlovemug. Preston is the guy of ur dreams. he is unbelievably attractive and the hardest guy to get over. once you fall for him you’re screwed. he has the softest and dreamiest dark brown hair. when u make eye contact with a preston you melt. his smile with the dimples and the freckles on his neck will have u head over heels in love. he’s a little bit of a hick, but has a big dick. everything about him is amazing
by annoynomous2221 July 16, 2019
Get the Prestonmug. "Lets go to Prestons cock!"
"Um actually there is a seperator between let's and Preston's" 🤓
"Ok, let's go to Preston's cock!"
"Um actually there is a seperator between let's and Preston's" 🤓
"Ok, let's go to Preston's cock!"
by Oyeoye March 16, 2024
Get the Preston's cockmug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the Gossamer Are Jeffrey Preston Bezosmug.