Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.
Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."
by bunnyluv143 February 17, 2012
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Major Lee

The most badass dude you can, will, or ever meet. He is the most witty motherfucker on the block, and has a love of necrophilia. If he is near Men cant help but feel Inadequate and Ladies cant help but get naked. if you ever encounter a major lee your best option is to flee in the opposite direction. also known to add adjectives to the end to make it sound witty. Ex. "Major lee Retarded" Reads as, "majorly retarded"
by Chippers your Aussie Slut October 26, 2013
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major fun

sex is major fun
by im 1 hot boy November 30, 2009
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major fuckerino

when you’ve had the best time of your life, then someone very close to you, fucks it up.
I was having such a good day until Bill came and caused me a major fuckerino
by d44444vid December 10, 2018
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Major Tenth

The act of massaging both of a girl's nipples at the same time with one hand. So named because the distance between the two nipples is roughly equal to the distance of major tenth on the piano.
Natalie would rather have her boyfriend give her a major tenth instead using both his hands, so he can use his free hand for something else at the same time.
by musicchaucer July 01, 2012
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Major Skyping

When talking on Skype takes a hard left turn, leading to unspeakable acts being transmitted through video.
S. told Y. she better get ready for major skyping because shit was about to get real online.
by BigPoppa1234 August 18, 2012
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major connex

To have serious or 'major' connections. To know people who are in high places that are connected; a person such as this would be considered to have 'major connex.'
"Eddie can get us into the V.I.P no problem! he got major connex"
by SonnyBono April 11, 2007
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