Cliff

1.) (noun)

An ancient German name meaning “the sound of a horses hooves on pavement” (E.g.: Kliff Kloff)

Men of this namesake tend to be highly intelligent, hard working, funny, and extremely good looking.

Cliffs always have many glowing attributes, however they are commonly born with the inability to spot a shit tosser. This can cause them stress throughout life, as they are constantly under the threat of being in the blast zone.

You can typically find a Cliff watching the movie White Squall, or in their backyard practicing karate kicks and yelling “Yee-Haw Mother F-ckers!”

If you have seen or know a Cliff, consider yourself very lucky. If you can call a Cliff your friend, consider yourself even luckier.

2. (noun)

A dangerous place to walk blind-folded.
That dude is top notch. He must be a Cliff.
by Rexella Flipcup, Esquire April 13, 2019
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cliff

the shortest guy youll ever meet
his name is the thing youll want to jump off of when you meet him
kicks you from vcs like a little shit
overall nasty guy
cliff: hello!
you: i want to jump off a cliff
by colonweary September 14, 2022
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Cliff and A Cohen

a Cliff and A Cohen is when a student and a teacher have a special relationship and can exceed to marriage and furthel sexual relations
Wow! Someone in my class is in a Cliff and A Cohen
by andysmother April 08, 2022
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Cliff Dick

1) Fucking on the edge of the bed.

2) on the precipice of climax partner falls off and out of you

3) sexually attached couple tombstone off a cliff
Cliff dicked my partner so hard he turned into a pirate hamster.

OMG, I got cliff dick bruises

We went cliff dicking yesterday, just missed the rocks. Hot!
by BattyBen July 14, 2013
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Cliff Baby

When someone gets called out on their poor work, performance or actions and their response is to cry to authorities as opposed to fixing their ways or speaking up for themselves.
Carlson CLIFF BABYED after everyone saw what he didnt do at work. Hes always CLIFF BABYING after getting called out for what he does. He CLIFF BABYED someone at work after being caught being a loser employee. Watch out , hes know to CLIFF BABY people to cover for his inadequacies.
by TiredTech March 09, 2020
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Cliff Baby

Back before modern history many things were killing human beings such as lions, giant birds, disease and our environment. So due to natural selection a lot of our ancestors that were lower IQ suffered these fates but for a reason and that reason is to make our species more intelligent/stronger as a whole by killing off the not so smart and strong and making sure they do no procreate. Thanks to advanced technology those children that should of perished are now alive breeding and that is what is wrong with our society.
" Look at John trying to stick his finger up a gator's ass for fun! You know he was for sure a "cliff baby"!
by PixieMixie April 19, 2021
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Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
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