9/11

A sexual act between a pair of twins and a man in which the twins overdose on Cocaine located on the man's penis during fellatio.

" I really thought they could handle it but I ended up pulling a 9/11 on those twins."

by Pirosnitsel March 27, 2023

9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)

Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.

by stinkbugsniffer July 28, 2025

11/9

¹The real date that September 11th happened on. It instead uses a D/M/Y system instead of the genuinely bad M/D/Y system the Americans use.

²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.

¹"My guy, it didn't happen on the 9th of October, it happened on 11/9"

²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."

by yogha September 10, 2023

9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job”

by kit____ August 14, 2023

9-11

When HEROS Take a plane and Save the day By crashing it into the evil empire’s.

If your towers go down say this “Wow, it’s 9-11 all over again.” Or “LOOK THE HEROS OF THE PLANE ARE BACK!”

by BankYourShoot May 10, 2023

9/11

The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,e were four coordinated Islamist suicide terrorist attacks carried out by al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California. The hijackers crashed the first two planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, two of the world's five tallest buildings at the time, and aimed the next two flights toward targets in or near Washington, D.C., in an attack on the nation's capital. The third team succeeded in striking the Pentagon, the headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense in Arlington County, Virginia, while the fourth plane went down in rural Pennsylvania during a passenger revolt. The September 11 attacks killed 2,977 people, the deadliest terrorist attack in human history, and instigated the multi-decade global war on terror, fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, and elsewhere.

instead of 7/11 i got 9/11

by Raven Definies February 28, 2024

9/11

A conspiracy about the twin towers being knocked down by planes. In reality, the government used it to cover up the fact that there were aliens making contact with earth on that day. The aliens landed on american soil and were treated with respect from the US Government. The aliens and their inter-dimensional spacecraft were then transferred on a truck to a military base off the coast of San Diego where they're believed to be stored in an underground bunker. Many who claim to be on site during the arrival of the aliens claim that this was not the first time the government had made contact with this species. They also claimed that the US Military is working on inter-dimensional travel in the same bunker where the alien spacecraft is stored. Although there is no concrete evidence that this really happened, there have been thousands of reports confirming this theory.

"did you hear about 9/11"
"yeah its a load of shit"

by le4fed January 30, 2023