february 2nd

my best friend’s birthday

hoe- “what’s february 2nd?”
ashlee- “alyza’s birthday”

by ashleeketchup January 31, 2023

April 2nd

International Remy Day

April 2nd is International Remy Day to show mfs who is the superior rat.
Fuck Stuart Little.

by remystan420 April 2, 2020

2nd is the best

A saying losers tell themselves to make them feel somewhat happy with their lives.

Dude 1: *wins marathon*
Dude 2: *second place*
Dude 1: I can't believe I won
a marathon! This is the best day of my life!
Dude 2: yeah, well first is the worst and 2nd is the best , so HA!
Dude 1: Really?

by MyLifeStory May 14, 2017

December 2nd

National send titty pics day

“hey its december 2nd”

“whats that mean”

“send titty pics please”
“jk unless...”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

December 2nd

The one day that all the tik tokers won’t shut up about where everybody skips school on this one day.

Nobody:
Tik tok:skip school on December 2nd

by That1vscowannaB November 3, 2019

December 2nd

December 2nd is national Juice WRLD day. It has been decided to celebrate this day on his birthday. Rip the fallen legend gone too soon.

“Don’t call me it’s December 2nd”

“It’s national Juice WRLD day today”

by Gsav October 28, 2020

December 2nd

December 2nd is a day that real boss niggas were born. They get any bitch they want and have the biggest cock, we talking 9 inches minimum. Make sure you find yourself a guy who was born on December 2nd cause hes a keeper.

Girl #1: Hey you seen that new guy in our 1st period?
Girl #2: Yes omg i wanna ride his face

Girl #1: SAMEEE girl and omg i heard he was born on December 2nd like yesss daddy put it in my mouth

by Anonymouuusss123 October 25, 2019