That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008
Get the cooter canyonmug. "Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
by LadyBlue81 April 5, 2021
Get the Cooter goudamug. A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.
by Sindi_cat May 5, 2016
Get the cooter coolermug. A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.
by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021
Get the Cooter Killermug. by alacadocious March 13, 2010
Get the cooter smoochermug. When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Get the Cooter Wipemug. A metaphor and/or (sexual) acronym used to describe the the oral pleasuring or better known as eating, of female anatomy (vagina).
by Jwood3111 May 19, 2016
Get the cooter casserolemug.