by CrimsonFisher January 5, 2023

"bro, they were really gumping it last night, you could hear it from the other side of the building!"
"Honey" *tears up "I was scissor gumped last night in the women's restroom. She got up on the stall behind me when I wasn't looking and then when I turned around she had her legs above her head and was pussy bashing me against the wall" *balling her eyes out
"Honey" *tears up "I was scissor gumped last night in the women's restroom. She got up on the stall behind me when I wasn't looking and then when I turned around she had her legs above her head and was pussy bashing me against the wall" *balling her eyes out
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.
by GetTKd December 13, 2021

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

A person who has a touch of ADHD and cannot be contained. They float around here and there like a feather in the wind. Just like that feather in Forrest Gump.
by InsaneMomBrain July 22, 2014
