Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

stanley

stanley is a town full of smackheads, charvers and wrongins. in the whole population they have approximately 9 teeth between them all

aw here mate watch out, she’s from stanley she’s a pua scruff

by dodgeydeals17375 March 10, 2021

Stanley

When your crush is “bae” but not “bae” at the same time because they have been acting weird.

“Girl, Tell me why he’s a stanley.”

by domingoofdaddy November 10, 2024

Stanley Kids

defined as Kids from Stanley district in Hong Kong, Shit kids from a shit hole suck your mum, dressed in a white T, white forces, black BAPE shorts with a sling bag on, bowl cut talkin bout "where the hoes at" when its a Wednesday night and they are in lanks underaged tryna leech off of some grooming geeza with a table in TAZ, DI or China bar, dad makes 500,000USD per year minimum, mother is an active member of DB mums Facebook group, talks about being a trapper or really in these streets when the last time they got in a fight they ran away or called triads after getting slapped. Island kids in general pipe down

"look at those stanley kids, jumping the binman"

by BBCHK January 19, 2022

Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.

Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock

by Giana hecklebeck March 1, 2020

JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.

JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.

by nazissuck September 13, 2017