Wardak Effect

it is characterized by the facsination and obsession to Afghan guys by the name of Wardak.
The effect usually occurs on males of the age of 18-20. And some girls also, but the girls exhibit more control in their obsession as compared to the males.

Man Ezra you're HELLLLLAAAA caught up in the wardak effect.

by KODizzle March 26, 2008

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Warpork

Warpork is the angry and battle-mad PINGUSH! Usually employed for the purpose of a grudgefuck, the Warpork is a large, veiny, brutal and sadistic tool of conquest over the vagoo.

That's the powah of the Warpork, dude.

by Saint_Sinner August 7, 2011

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Warehouse 13

A original TV series, that premieres on SyFy, about a team of agents, government and non-government, that save the world on a daily basis. They do so, however, by finding everyday items, like pens or bracelets, that have been super-charged with enough energy to make said item powerful enough to do something spectacular. This item then becomes what is classified as, an artifact.

Artifacts can be things like Harriet Tubman's thimble, which allows the user to assume the face of another person, or Lewis Carroll's mirror (he was the dude who wrote Alice in Wonderland), which has young Alice Liddel trapped inside. Lizzie Borden's compact, Jimi Hendrix's guitar, Marilyn Monroe's hairbrush, you get the picture. Every artifact, however, has a downside, something that makes it dangerous and at times potentially life-threatening, especially in the wrong hands. Some things are made up, while others are based from famous people you may or may not have ever heard of.

So, yeah. Agents that save the world day after day, while going on crazy, at times funny, and seriously awesome missions to do so. Why aren't you already searching through Youtube looking for this?

"We are not the B-Team. Fool, we are the second A-Team."
-Claudia to Jinks, Season 4 Ep. 10

"FUCK YEAH, WAREHOUSE 13 CAME BACK ON, BITCHES LET'S GO."
-My friend, after the hiatus was over

"On the bright side, you'll finally be able to work off those extra pounds you've been griping over."
"Devil child."
-Claudia and Artie, Season 1 Ep.12

by DeejKoshka May 18, 2013

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Warning shot over the bow

When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)

Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016