UR MOM

A PHRASE TO POKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT EACH OTHER'S MOMS WITH QUALITIES THAT THEY DONT HAVE. IF ITS TRUE THEN RIP YOUR FRIEND DID UR MOM. IT CAN ALSO BE A HYSTERICAL ANSWER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ASK A QUESTION.

FRIEND1: BRO YOUR MUM SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL
FRIEND 2: OVERRATED... HERE IS A GOOD ONE. YOUR MOM SO NON-EXISTENTENT SHE WENT TO GET MILK WITH YOUR DAD.
(Example 1)

FRIEND 1: BRO WHATS THE ANSWER FOR QUESTION 69?
FRIEND 2: YOUR MOM
FRIEND 1: LOL BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT
FRIEND 2: IM GETTIN MILK
(Example 2)

by Ciejcidk August 19, 2022

Ur Mom

is hot

Under the sheets unda the sheets me and ur mother making your brother
Ur mom

by raethegae December 7, 2021

ur brother is mother

ur brother is mother is way worse than

-ur mom gey
-ur dad lesbian
-ur granny tranny

only use it at own risk the person who said it will die but the person who heard it will explode and the world will fall apart

dude1: ur granny tranny

dude2: bro dont make me actually DO it

dude1: do it noob i dare you

dude2: *loads up inner energy*

dude2: ur brother is mother *dies*

*worlds fall apart* *dude1 dies* * dude2 dies too* error 404 happened

by turkishweeblord March 17, 2018

Bob ur uncle

Bob

Bob ur uncle

by VioletPW November 21, 2021

Ur mum

Something that I do every night ;)

Ur mum has one thicc ass, tho

by Xukkus March 29, 2021

ur mom

The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.

“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”

by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020

Ur Mom

When someones says "ur mom" They're probably saying that to feel awkward, but really the moms ugly asf.

"What time is it?" I said "Ur mom" said Karen. Really?

by Official_Unicorn January 28, 2021