Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020
Get the Two Cheek Noticemug. A mishearing (possibly due to accent) of the word Timbuktu, a city in Mali, Western Africa. Once a major trade city but now used colloquially to refer to a hard to get to and/or remote location.
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
"Why'd you have park all the way in Ten buck two(Timbuktu)?"
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
by C45P4 October 24, 2023
Get the Ten buck twomug. Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"mug. Gay retard: There's 100000 Genders
Me(an in tellectual): there are only Two Genders Fucktard niggerfaggot!
Me(an in tellectual): there are only Two Genders Fucktard niggerfaggot!
by Setitoof August 21, 2020
Get the Twomug. A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
Get the Tommy Two Centsmug. For example, if you need groceries and cash, you can go to a grocery store. They will usually have an atm , and you could get your groceries and kill two birds with one stone.
by sag bag 100 September 8, 2025
Get the Kill two birds with one stonemug. .
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
Get the 《¤》Scientology 《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Following《¤》Semi《¤》-《¤》Colon《¤》The《¤》Minus《¤》And《¤》Plus《¤》Sign《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Two《¤》Logical《¤》Operators《¤》End《¤》Result《¤》Apostrophe《¤》Do《¤》Your《¤》Math《¤》mug.