Simp

Noel from Engineering

*Noel enters Eng 369*
Timmy: "Yo its the simp that knows people's favourite flowers"

by youknowwhothisispussy January 1, 2021

Simp

Someone who has a mop on their head and wears headbands.

Kyle “Man Christian Cox is such a simp.”
Nick “Yeah i know.”

by TheCouncilForTheBoys March 12, 2020

SIMP

A SIMP is a Twat that gives money to a Twitch Twat because they think it gives them a chance of having the sex.

Usually, but not always male.

BRO!!!!!! Did you see this? That simp just gave her a $9,001 donation!!!

It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by WarriorMan256 November 17, 2020

simp

a silly or foolish person/a male putting the females before the males

jack is being a total simp

by spionic March 18, 2020

Simp

Normally named Jared, these simps will fix a girls computer, of whom they just met.

Jared is a simp to Diana

by Kiplak April 13, 2020

Simp

A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.

Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.

Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.

(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.

(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.

by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021

Simp

When you leave your friends in a game to talk to your other half

David simps over Emily when we play league of lengends

by Carys May 27, 2021