Freedom J's

'Freedom J' refers to a United States dollar, or the legal tender of the USA. Similar to "Freedom Eagles", "Bucks", "Big greens", or other slag terms. Freedom J's can be any bill size or amount, but in singular usually implies a count of 1 dollar bills.

"Do you know what a good minecraft hosting service is? Cause I'm about to blow some freakin FREEDOM J'S"

"Can you believe it?? It only cost me 6 golden freedom J's!!"

by Megacharlie October 11, 2022

J Gank

Fresh white boy with super swag

Damn j gank style

by Thick white chick June 2, 2018

Micheal j. Fox

When your all out of bugs and only have shale left.

"Man, I need to re up, I'm down to just Micheal j. Fox."

by Claude cutlass May 15, 2018

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.

Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!

by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021

J-Fudge

noun- the dirt, grease, or grime that collects on and subsequently dislodges from the back of one's mullet

You got a little bit o' J-Fudge on you're chin there... yeah, right there... you got it.

by NodularIronCrank November 14, 2010

J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022