dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

by PDXMike August 11, 2016

Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

Dead

a time full of joy and happiness

Wow! Greg is so dead! Awesome!

by Death Inside September 30, 2017

nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension

nigels dead mums pension book is dead

by mrs tosser September 20, 2025

Dead

1) A thing that isn’t alive anymore.

2) Your brain.

“I am dead”
“Physically or mentally?”

by I love chicken :) May 13, 2020

Dead cracker baby

Unalived infant that just so happens to be white.

Okk... who left this dead cracker baby on my lawn?

by LiquidQuick June 14, 2025

dead tokes

when your vape dies but you still get tokes after

“hey bro got a vape”

“on dead tokes now mate”

by Arse hole May 30, 2024