Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

Ginger pants

A dude who jizzes his pants.

Tom is a ginger pants.
What a jinger pants!

by Borisla December 8, 2018

tent in pants

When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).

He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.

by GayShell January 13, 2024

Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight.

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

Big pants

Someone who wears big pants

"Ayyy vato they call me Big Pants cuz I wear big pants homie."

by Shqipe wit a shotgun March 20, 2017

Elephant Pants

That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.

Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.

by BAH549 June 24, 2019