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person 1: Ayo say Jesus but without the J and the E

Person 2: S U S 🗿
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The true reason for people to hit the gym and start repping. Every rep you make is a rep for Jesus. Because of the cross that is attached to his body he isn't able to rep anymore. This has caust a significant loss of gains. Every rep will make Jesus a proud boy, after al he was the establisher of fitness. Very old people remember him as the boy who carried a bigass piece of wood to the top of a hill. Later that day Jesus though: "what have i done" but that's an other story.

Because God is a shame of his weak son. He made people think repping is a bad thing, it will make Jesus look bigger if everyone else is a skinnymotherf*cker. So before you start repping, you have to ask for forgiveness for the gains you are about to receive.
Please come in. Welcom in my church, i can see you have done a lot of reps for Jesus.
by Heuswaar April 08, 2017
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My favourite characters include, Harry Potter, The Easter Bunny, Santa, and Jesus.
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Jesus has a big cock
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The Jewish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection. (thats it)
jessica: I love jesus!
jake: I know right!
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person 1: hey do you know jesus?
person 2: yea i saw him play A Night Out On Earth last night
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Jesus is the kind of guy that would buy a Krispy Kreme, and dip it in ranch dressing just because.
Jesus will be like, "Ayo, gimme sum of that ranch dressing. Imma dip this finger-licking dope ass Krispy Kreme in it, likah boneless wing"
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