Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

jesus

fake

x ash a 12 our lord and savior Jesus chr- me fake fake fake fake

by jgrgkjgkjgkfgjkgfjg March 5, 2021

Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021

Jesus

bitch magent.

i am a jesus

by THE GOD OF DICTIONS September 23, 2022

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special

IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ

by DNA POOP March 10, 2021

Jesus

Prophet in Islam, NOT A GOD

juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now

by lol rap god November 16, 2022