J. Rich Special

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in

“Hey man, how’d last night go?”

“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”

by Jamess December 12, 2018

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riyon j

A top g man, who loves to play e giant. He also has mad rizz, and can rizz even the most unrizzable of people

Person: riyon j rizz

Person 2: riyon got that mad rizz

by TheRizzerman February 3, 2023

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C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.

Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

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Stinky J

A sailing coach, A best friend, and a Boss the stinky J is the ultimate package

Love u stinky J

by StinkyJentusiest February 4, 2018

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Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.

Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated

by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025

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Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008

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