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The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.
The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
by bitchuck December 24, 2024
mugGet the ho ho homug.

Ho memory

The instance when you're trying to remember which ho you or someone else is talking about.
Al: remember when you brought that ho over and she took out TV remote?
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.
by Kaydabalab October 9, 2022
mugGet the Ho memorymug.

Hoed

Hoed (Verb) To get tossed aside and fucked, but keep it going, like a hoe.
Wow Blake Griffin got traded to the pistols right after he signed back with the Clippers instead of going to the Thunder. Mans got hoed.
by 84akrtGold January 31, 2018
mugGet the Hoedmug.

Ho Ho-ing

A form of Nervous or excited laughter. Namely the sound you make when something surprises, excites or alarms you. A kind of Hoh hoh sound.
I was enjoying filming the wind & rain getting heavier and suddenly there was an almighty flash. And I started Ho Ho-ing.
by Chester Hope Rivers October 23, 2022
mugGet the Ho Ho-ingmug.

Ho debt

The money you pay a home wrecking skank to leave the job that you and your wife (and the skank) work at.
I heard Dani quit today?
I had to pay $2k ho debt to get that home wrecking skank to leave.
by Urban cowboy 6969 June 6, 2022
mugGet the Ho debtmug.

Desert Ho

Similar to a Trifling Hoe - An immature female who is thirsty AF, likes to start drama only because she wants to ride the cock of another woman's man.
Damn! That Rose is a Desert Ho she be sliding into Leroy's DM's trying to cause trouble between him and Felicia.
by ballbustin October 3, 2022
mugGet the Desert Homug.

ho ass junkie

ho = ho(t)
ass = thicc
junkie = addicted to a good time
them: Kelly is a ho ass junkie !
Kelly: so you think i’m fun & cool? :)
by anonymous January 29, 2024
mugGet the ho ass junkiemug.

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