The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever  

In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.

Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"

The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever by Matt Ritt April 28, 2007

5-o facebook

crimanal profile cop's maintain on individuals

I got busted by the cops , they serched my criminal record (5-o facebook) their was a warrant for my arrest

5-o facebook by mack daddy skrilla January 3, 2010

The facebook 

spreading your ass to have a chick toss your salad like your opening a book then put it right in her face as if she were reading that book.

or if she extremely hot, hot enough you could have her facebook you...

That chick was ugly as fuck so rather than have sex with her i gave her the facebook.

or

damn that chick is so hot i would let her facebook me ....

to hot female: Damn your fine you can facebook me anytime

The facebook by richard1269 November 30, 2011

Shut your facebook!

A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.

(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)

You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!

Shut your facebook! by Harmsini October 16, 2009

Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP) 

Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.

Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!

Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP) by Teeray November 5, 2010

new facebook 

a total piece of shit

A: DId u see teh new facebook?
B: YEa...its total shit

new facebook by Mark Zuckerberg January 23, 2009

FBWFL (Facebook Whore For Life) 

1. Best used to describe people who spend an unhealthy amount of time on Facebook commenting on EVERYTHING and choose to reject your real world reality in favor of their own fantasy one.

2. Anyone answering to the name of Grant, Lee, Nicole, Ellen, Antoinette, and especially Lynette.

Lynette is such a hardcore FBWFL (Facebook Whore For Life) that she refuses to create a 25 Things About Me note cause she thinks she's better than you.

FBWFL (Facebook Whore For Life) by Lord Grant February 3, 2009