Duck

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

by Duck your mum January 19, 2018

ducking

When your phone wants to be a bitch and auto correct you.

katy: I am going to ducking kill cacey
katy: ducking
katy: stupid auto correct i ment ducking
katy:stupid ducking phone
katy:duck this phone
katy's friend:wtf

by what the f- April 28, 2021

Duck

The best animal in the world, it can crush pidgeons with its bare hands, and it doesnt even have hands 🅱

Look a duck

*orgasm*

by DuckMaster69 November 24, 2017

Donald Duck

A term for a guy who enjoys one night stands, at the expense of unsuspecting tinder sluts. I.e., he fucked her and ducked out.

He Donald Ducked her and she never heard from him again. And now she has herpes.

by KyleSucks1 March 2, 2017

Duck mint

A Newport cigarette.

"Yo Alex lemme get a duck mint!"
"Nah this my last cig dewddd"

by gunitthugkillakilla420 October 27, 2023

Gooey Duck

A duck that was came on by a group of 13 and 1/2 men. At least 3 midgets.

Hey! Is that a gooey duck?! Let me taste!

by Guy Man Dude Bro November 13, 2020

Duck Fucker

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.

Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018