bake my cake

knock you off

this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake

by simplychristt May 28, 2022

Boston Creme Cake

When you ejaculate into someone's shit-stained ass after they had recently shit

Jessica: I heard John gave Kaity a Boston Creme Cake last night.
Tammy: OMG thats so nasty!

by RockyTalky August 17, 2021

Shizzling cheese cakes

A term meant to express flabbergastedness!

*Squirrel steals cheese its cracker*
Bystander:"haha!"
Cheese its eater:"Shizzling cheese cakes!"
*Cheese it eater proceeds to chase squirrel for several hours...*

by The Dannzyz! November 8, 2010

father rice cake

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.

honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Chili’s Lava Cake

When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.

I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.

by Urboipickle April 29, 2022

Carolina Corn Cakes

The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming

I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty

by BeetLover493 June 21, 2023

Brazilian Mud Cake

When fecal matter is visibly inside the vagina, it is caused by continuously switching between anal sex and vaginal sex.

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a Brazilian Mud Cake!"
Guy 2: "nice!"

by USAis#1 November 18, 2014