Black Omelette

A procedure where one takes a wet shit on anothers chest and waits for it to dry. Once it is dry they proceed to eat it.

Jake: Dude im gonna shit on your chest and wait for it to dry.....then eat it!

Salina: OK!!!! I love the Black Omelette!!!

by shitfucker50006 February 16, 2009

Black Supremacy

Non existent irl. Exists in the Dungeons & Dragons forgotten realms universe, where a race of literally black skinned elves with snow white hair and red to purple eyes known as Drow proclaim themselves as the superior race. They love enslaving humans, dwarves and other elves. Some Drow like Drizzt Do'urden are against Black Supremacy and are friendly to other races.

Drows are the superior race and follow black supremacy

by Kotarojujo069 March 14, 2023

Black Professional.

A black man or woman who is well educated and/or successful in his or her chosen profession. Much more common nowadays than stereotypes of black people allow.

Michelle Obama is a black professional.

by Athlone April 18, 2012

Black Stallion

When someone is horsin' to the max. Horsin'means screwing around.

Lab Teacher: No horse-play in the lab.

Student: You're horsin so hard you're a black stallion.

by Nad Retard December 9, 2008

black pearl

a piece of sand trapped inside a womans vagina causing extreme irritation.

Tammy's black pearl made the evenning unpleasant.

by memphis November 16, 2004

Black Thanksgiving

An occasion/event that is attended by many African-Americans where cultural norms, etiquette and personal boundaries cease to exist. Behavior is random and arbitrary with frequent outbursts and expression of intense emotion.

Jaquita: Girl friend, you going to Tyrel's crib to watch the NBA all-star game ?

Shontel: Hell yeah girl...it's gonna be a black thanksgiving !!

Jacquita: Word.

by unboomer June 7, 2011

black album

1. A heavy metal album released by Spinal Tap in 1984. The original cover art was considered sexist so it was censored into a plain black cover.

2. A self-titled metal album released by Metallica in 1991 and their first mainstream success. See selling out.

3. A rap "music" album released by Jay-Z in 2003. Considered highly inferior to real music.

1. Spinal Tap's Black Album is awesome but I wish they had kept the original cover for "Smell the Glove."

2. Johnny thinks Metallica's best work was the Black Album. Obviously, he's never listened to Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets.

3. I'm glad that Jay-Z's retiring after releasing the Black Album.

by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005