vagina

The piece of skin that makes one unintelligent.

omg you have a vagina? i knew there was a reason why i was better then you

by Jew Kosher Crew December 9, 2008

Emergency Vagina

A term invented by the great Luke A. in our senior year weight training class. A term that describes the emergency surgery a hermaphrodite female had to undergo as a result of a very small vagina and an ambiguous clitoris. Rumor has it that her pink taco was too small to pee. The emergency surgery in effect "cut" a cunt for this chick. Isn't the Discovery Channel great?!

Oh my gosh, I'm in desperate need of some emergency vagina right now. I need something to play with!

by Danger December 6, 2003

vagina

if ur looking up vagina you infact are a vagina

i am a vagina, i smell

by caroline x December 14, 2008

mount vagina

start by fucking a girl anal. then when your penis is covered in poop and all brown you put your penis inbetween her legs pointing straight towards heaven and ejacualte all over her. kind of like a volcano exploding

i used the mount vagina on trish last night

by frankie greco February 18, 2009

VaginaFish

When a vagina smells like fish, usually when a girl has her period or an infection, or both.

"Ew, do you smell that?"
"Yeah. It smells like VaginaFish."
"Nastayyyy."

by bb&tt December 5, 2009

Vaginal Clown

A clown whom may live in ones vaginal repoduction system. Although there noses dont fit and shoes, they will ofen by instint try to get in anyway. Clowns only do this in the winter for hibernation. Before hibernation they eat midgets to feed themselves when sleeping. The vagina usually tears and ripped onto a bloodly bloody messy crude watery loose pleasent death. As a result the hostess gentials crust and rust off which results in death.

This young women (about 9 years in age) with great big chesticles had a vaginal clown try to enter the vagina but it was to tight.

by A Vaginal Clown January 17, 2011

Gods vagina

Other than the brand of weed, gods vagina can be refered to as the feeling you feel when you finally get to eat the food or drink that you have been craving for a very long time

mike:"hey steve you know those burritos ive been craving?"
Steve:"yeah what about them?"
Mike: "well I got some last night"
Steve:" how did they taste?"
Mike: "believe it or not it tasted like....... Gods vagina!!!"

by mike_teh_pro May 21, 2011