The Marina Joyce Effect 

everytime a young woman posts unorthodox or strange content online people develop some kind of hero complex and try to save them.

A: Have you seen this YouTube account? this girl looks really strange and uncomfortable, maybe something is going on!
B: No, that’s just the Marina Joyce effect...

The Marina Joyce Effect by loolooxcx January 30, 2020

The Hockey Jersey 

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.

"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"

The Hockey Jersey by Terry Koch February 4, 2007

the holy jesus 

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus

oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus

the holy jesus by anal*smear August 21, 2008

the homeless joe 

Verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash.

Fuck me dude im gonna have to do the homeless joe to pay for prom.

the homeless joe by Homeless Joe 69 January 22, 2009

The Dirty JayBattams

to make a chicken peck at your balls and then cum all over the chickens egg laying area, then proceeding to suck the chickens neck whilst fingering your anus

The dirty jaybattams farm animal

The Dirty JayBattams by gingerloll February 21, 2011

The American Jack-O-Lantern 

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."

I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.

The American Jack-O-Lantern by 4B16 April 28, 2011

The dirty javier dirtbag 

When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.

You see that young lad over there, we should do "the dirty javier dirtbag" on that fucker.

The dirty javier dirtbag by Condor12343 June 18, 2011