Perfect in every way it's not even human. He's the kind of guy that will make ur heart melt in literally 2 seconds. He doesn't really enjoy relationships but doesn't mind being in them as long as they are stress free. He has a rocking body and is always busy with a sport but isn't particularly social. He is a softie but is tough on the outside. Never take him for granted and if he's yours, ur pretty damn lucky.
by localtrashcan May 15, 2017
by AssClapperSince06 February 02, 2021
Like a chris
by Gim with a G March 28, 2022
by chris moody lover November 07, 2021
a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
by rithmppig May 24, 2011
When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023
When you drink Malibu and throw up on and then proceed to strip naked and run through the house punching other party members and screaming racial slurs at them.
by Chris_Mcbride November 08, 2022