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Chris

Y’all seen Chris new ig story? It was the geek
by Theoneuglynigga October 19, 2019
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Chris The Bachelor

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.
by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020
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Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
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chris o

a tall useless nigga, he thinks he funny but he not, nigga pull no female
i wish i had your height chris o, i know im useless
by cgjordan0 September 4, 2023
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Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
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Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA
Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.
by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019
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Chris Neville

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.
Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(
by Michael Glen June 9, 2025
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