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amber pants

any type/color of camo pants
by sally757 September 13, 2017
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Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023
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goofy pants

(adj) a slang term for homosexual
by zbob December 23, 2003
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Freaky pants

When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.
“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”

“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
by Brittany, Kameron & Erika July 19, 2021
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The Pants

The Pants means the leader in the relationship.
Jay seemed dominant in the relationship but Lisa was really the one wearing the pants.
by Catchesfeelingsfasterthanu November 15, 2020
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Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"
by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009
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pantelis

a weirdo little shite who is really short but can be funny. he can be really immature but can be a good person sometimes. he knows he shouldn't be doing a lot of stuff he does, but he does it anyway to look cool. usually he acts like a wannabe redneck and is stupid.
"damn janet was really acting like a little wannabe redneck superstar today. what a pantelis"
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