Bob

A person who is half asian and half white man who has decided it’s a good idea to say everything that is on his mind all at once and has given his full consent for this :)

Bob overdosing on umbrellas doesn't make you anymore dry than u are

-from “friend” Bob 2023

by Blobertisdepressed69 March 24, 2023

Uncle Bob

A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him

"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"

by The great and mighty quandale June 20, 2025

squidley bob

A person who over protects themselves for physical contact.

Austin plays lacrosse with upper arm pads to protect his triceps, what a squidley bob.

He also plays with a wooden shaft.

by Mr. Jazzy Hands March 1, 2009

Dih Bobbing

A sexual position consisting of primarily two males. One partner is on their knees looking up and the other stands above them and drops their nuts into the other persons mouth.

"Me and Brayden were Dih Bobbing last night and it was so hot!

by SoyChudBoi420 October 9, 2025

Robbery Bob

Robbery Bob is the protagonist in Robbery Bob: Man of Steal, and Robbery Bob 2: Double Trouble. He is the Lord above all, and extremely handsome and sexy. He is the pinnacle of beauty. He has a massive horse cock and is a master at pleasing those that enter the bedchambers with him. He is unimaginably powerful, and can do incredible things, like reversing time to rerob houses that he failed to rob. He grants people who praise him and play his games a fraction of his power, and they recieve things like immortality, good looks and god-like abilities.

Guy 1: "Yo have you heard of Robbery Bob?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! I have both games, and I used to beat it to him every night, until I ripped my cock off from the superstrength he gave me!!"

by Omnigyatt June 19, 2024

You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.

Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"

by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025

big head bob

Metaphor: Imperfection. Someone who struggles at first. Fails repeatedly until they learn how to take a deep breath and transform their weakness into strength.

Yo, Big Head Bob take a breath.
Why are you being such a Big Head Bob?

by iamBigHeadBob November 22, 2021