Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Pineapple hairs

the leaves on top of a pineapple

"ok it's gonna be called pineapple hairs" -Anix 2020
The green stuff on a pineapple
"woah look at that green stuff on sponge bob's house" "yeah they're called Pineapple hairs"
Pinapple hairs are the green stuff on top of a pineapple

by Luci.Gossey June 17, 2020

Jeep hair

Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair

Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.

by Ninja doge May 24, 2024

Pineapple hairs

Duh anix fan if ur reading this y’all already know what I mean

“I asked my friend and they said to call it pineapple hairs”

by OnionChann June 17, 2020

Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024

pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green stuff that is on top of the pineapple. this is used by Anix in his Bikini bottom video.

wow those are some mighty fine pineapple hairs.

by keeton_0507 June 16, 2020

Hybrid Hair

Adult male hair on the top of the head grown long beyond typical corporate standards during the pandemic and kept while gradually returning to the office.

Did you see Bob's new hybrid hair? It's not easy to notice on the video conference calls, since he pulls it back into a ponytail.

by defleggend October 20, 2023