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Fat mans sandwich

It's a sandwich made of a candy bar between two ''Rice Crispies'' squares
Fuck it! I got the munchies so bad that I'm making a ''fat mans sandwich''
by Red eye knight June 14, 2017
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maka the sandwich

A youtuber who primarily does The Binding of Isaac content, he is also in love with his fellow friend Bloodman, Maka is also known for his funny jokes and usually goofy demeanor, he is also know for his enemy Akam who is the opposite of him
A: Damn is that Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah bro.

A: He's such a Maka the sandwich.
B: Yeah he acts like him sometimes.
by Bloodman June 26, 2024
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napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..
person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!
by lomindsfp May 11, 2022
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Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice
Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!
by bigdickhoncho September 6, 2023
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Sandwich

Someone who is being really annoying. This person either won't shut up or won't stop being dumb
You're such a sandwich.

Shut up you sandwich.
by azkubus February 8, 2023
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Bad Sandwich

When something is morally, physically or metaphorically just not right. That’s bad sandwich.
“I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”

“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
by M4xx November 12, 2023
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